What, you've never come across lionnoisy up till now? He's
the resident Oz basher. 
Okay, here's a couple of things about him:
1) He never has an original thought - he just loves cutting and
pasting any articles that have anything to do with Australia and
then saying it's an awful place
2) He generally does not respond to counterarguments - it's just
too much for him to take in
3) His English is disgraceful
4) He's got a bit of a hero complex - he claims he's doing all of
this crap to save Singaporeans from going to the purgatory called
Australia
5) The current theory is that he applied for migration, but the
DIMIA staff laughed hysterically when they saw that he had just
written "I wan move to Oz" in crayon and left the rest of the forms
blank, and he's never gotten over it
6) Nobody's quite convinced he's human - he seems to be actually
either a sexually transmitted disease or some odd form of
diarrohea
I kinda remember posting a few times against what he's said
before, because his nick sounds vaguely familiar, but he's
obviously not impressive enough for me to remember him!
I'm laughing at your points!
I can add a #7 : Loves to quote statistics,
but has never had any training in Research Methods and Statistics
and so never fully understood the principles behind
statistics! 
Where's fymk? She'll be able to blast him to outer space
because I think she's got experience compiling govt health data
here! 